moringmark:

mewtwoandme:

She’ll die from old age. Ya don’t just faint and revive later when your time comes :/

evildilf2:

anarchblr:

edwad:

rslashrats:

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster’s username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

wait a minute

that’s me. that’s my post. what is this

gaikotsulily:

Ellie told a dad joke and I think it went well

lesbioniccommando:

rettaroo:

ilikeit-art:

mioxenoblade:

The Iron Sheik passed away today. He may not have been a perfect person, but he was never scared to call Hulk Hogan a piece of shit. Need more people like that in the world. RIP

effemimaniac:

effemimaniac:

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

gayspock:

gayspock:

it is not funny to say a werewolf wouldlove to do it doggy style thats so crass actually you make me sick

a fishgirl would love to do it soggy style though lol. lmao

wizard-dracula:

Everyone’s always like “how did jules Verne predict the submarine?” “How did Bradbury predict flat screen tvs?”

No one asks “how did Jane Austen predict the guy who won’t stop flirting with you by telling you about his shitty car?”